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A young man decided to be well-prepared for a date and so went into a shop to buy some condoms. A middle-aged man served him and noticing that the young man was a bit nervous, decided to joke with him: "You think you might get some tonight then, eh?" The young man chuckled and answered: "No question about it". That evening, all dressed up and feeling lucky, the young man arrived at his date's house and rang the doorbell. His date opened the door and welcomed him inside, saying she just had to visit the bathroom before they left, and motioning him to sit down on the sofa. As he sat down, he heard the girl say: "Oh, Dad, this is Stewart. We're going out tonight." The young man turned round only to recognise his date's father as the shopkeeper he had shared a joke with earlier in the day.

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