NAIVE?

A not-so-bright couple, who grew up in one of those tiny towns in the American Midwest, had been married two years. They ran a petrol station on the main highway and business had been surprisingly good, so they decided the woman would stop taking the contraceptive pill and that they would try for a baby. After a year of trying, there was no sign of the baby. The couple were confused. They ate healthy foods and even tried having sex in different positions and at different times of the day. They could not understand why a baby hadn't been conceived, so they decided to see a doctor, the nearest one being in a town 50 miles away. The doctor asked them the relevant questions and examined each of them in turn. On examining the woman, however, he asked her: "How exactly do you have sex?" The woman was too embarrassed to answer, but her husband readily replied: "Oh, you know, doctor, like everyone else... put my ding-a-ling in her mouth and go for it."

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