NO JOKE

A skydiving fanatic introduced his girlfriend to his hobby and she took to it immediately. She loved both the adrenaline rush and the fact that they were sharing the experience. Soon, they were both going skydiving every weekend. One weekend the man decided to propose to his girlfriend on a jump. So, once their parachutes had opened and they were sailing towards the ground, he took a ring from his pocket and asked her to marry him. His girlfriend replied: "Sorry, love, I couldn't. I'm sleeping with your brother." Before she could say anything more, the man snapped off his parachute and yelled at her: "Then let this be on your conscience, you cheating bitch!" and plummeted to his death. The girlfriend was shattered, especially as she was only joking and actually really loved the man.

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