NOT WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT

A Frenchman was on a business trip in Amsterdam, when he decided to spend an evening off looking around the red-light district. The man cruised around the area for a while, enjoying the window displays, until he spotted a tall, slim, blonde beauty and decided he could not resist her charms. Signalling to the woman, he entered her building through the door at the side where an older woman greeted him before guiding him to a room with a bed in it. The man was relieved when the older woman told him that the blonde woman would be right with him, but explained that it would be better to sort the money out now - so the man paid her before making himself comfortable on the bed. Eventually, the blonde woman entered, began caressing her customer before stripping him and then undressed herself. She was fondling him when the man suddenly cried out, grabbed his clothes and ran. He had noticed that he was about to make love to a hermaphrodite.

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