PLUMBED PIANO

In Austria, a wife, unhappy in her marriage, seduced the plumber who fixed her washing machine. They were having frantic sex in the kitchen when she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. With little time to spare the woman bundled the plumber into the grand piano in the lounge and pretended to be dusting when her husband entered. The wife did all she could to get her husband out of the room, but he just collapsed on the sofa and demanded a drink. A few drinks later and the wife had still been unable to persuade her husband to leave the room Suddenly, the door bell rang. Several friends had turned up to say hello. The husband was delighted and opened a special bottle of wine just for the occasion. Knowing the husband to be a good piano player, the friends asked him to play and he enthusiastically relented. On opening up the grand piano, the husband was shocked to see the plumber bunched up over the strings. Not wanting to made a scene, however, he told his friends that the strings were broken and he wouldn't be able to play. The plumber was forced to stay hidden in the piano until the last of the guests had left, at which point, the husband dealt with him ruthlessly.

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