PRESENT FOR FATHER CHRISTMAS

A man was about to throw himself off a bridge. His wife had left him, he had lost his job and he owed thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finished his prayers and closed his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas tapped him on the shoulder: "Are you okay?" The man explained why he was so miserable and got himself ready to jump. "Stop!" shouted Father Christmas. "I will grant you three wishes if you can do me a favour." "Would you?" the man replied, "that would be wonderful. Thank you." Father Christmas granted him his three wishes, and as a result the man decided not to jump after all, his wife would come back to him and beg for his forgiveness, his boss would beg him to return and give him a £20,000 pay rise, and all his debts would be cleared. "Oh, thank you!" the man said. "What is it that you want me to do for you?" Father Christmas told the man to drop his trousers and bend over. After a somewhat rough sex session, Father Christmas asked the man how old he was. "Thirty-six," replied the man. "You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas, aren't you?" laughed the jolly, fat homosexual.

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