PRIESTS CONFESSION

One Sunday, after the morning service, a man stayed to help his local priest tidy the church gardens. When they had finished, he invited the priest for dinner and the clergyman accepted. The priest, who was feeling somewhat dirty after the work, asked if he might have a shower before the meal and the man, quite naturally, agreed. His wife, meanwhile, had been cooking dinner and had gone upstairs to tidy herself up. Hearing the shower running and finding the bathroom door unlocked, she assumed that it was her husband using the shower and she entered the room without a second thought. Whilst applying her make-up, she fantasised aloud about what she planned to do to her husband after dinner, describing in detail how his cross-dressing turned her on and how excited she was about the bondage gear they had just bought. Fully made up, she reached through the shower curtain to give the bather's penis a friendly pat before going back downstairs. The wife was startled when she spotted her husband in an armchair watching television, and fainted when he told her that he was waiting to have dinner once the priest had finished his shower.

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