STUCK IN THE CAR

A man and a woman were giving vent to their faired Italian passions in a Fiat Uno, which they had parked in a lay-by near Florence. Suddenly, the man screamed out in pain. In the confined space of the Uno, which is one of the smallest cars in the world, he had strained his back and as a result, couldn't move. His partner was trapped beneath him. Eventually the woman managed to stretch out her hand and start honking the horn. A passing policeman stopped, but realised there was nothing he could do on his own, so he called out the fire service. The firemen solved the problem, but had to cut the roof off the car to free the couple. After the injured man was taken to hospital, the woman started to cry. The policeman tried to reassure her, telling her that her boyfriend would be fine. But she refused to be comforted: "Boyfriend, nothing! My husband will kill me when he sees what has happened to his car!"

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