CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

In Warsaw, Poland, a banker was disgruntled at the price of watermelon in his local supermarket that he decided to stage a formal protest. When the supermarket was particularly busy, the banker took the manager at gunpoint and ordered him to have sex with each and every watermelon in turn. Customers watched in shock as the manager complied. After the manager had penetrated every watermelon, the security guard jumped on the banker and wrestled him to the ground. "What took you so long?" shouted the humiliated manager. The security guard just shrugged and said: "I would've jumped in sooner but you seemed to be enjoying yourself so much."

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