TOO HOT

A forty-year-old Casanova-type, complete with orange tan, hairy chest and huge medallion won the attention of an innocent young woman and they arranged to meet at a trendy bar in town that night. The man was walking towards the bar when he passed a department store. Realising he'd forgotten to put on any scent, he went in and doused himself with lots of free samples. Satisfied, he continued on to the bar and, making sure his hair was greased back and his shirt wide open, he entered the room. To emphasise his macho guise, he popped a cigarette in his mouth and in one swift movement, he took out his Hippo lighter and lit the cigarette, but before he knew it, the flame had reacted with the heavy dousing of perfume and he suddenly burst into flames. The man quickly picked up a pitcher of water and threw it over himself to douse the fire. His new wet look didn't go down very well with his date: she made her excuses and left.

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