WHO ARE YOU SUCKING

A helpful husband started to fix a leak under the kitchen sink one weekend as his wife left to go out shopping. On her return she saw two legs sticking out from under the sink, so bent down, carefully unzipped the jeans and started to give him a blow job. Suddenly there was a bang. It turned out that the husband had given up trying to fix the leak and had called a plumber in. The plumber had been so surprised that he'd sat bolt upright and knocked himself out on the sink. The wife panicked and called an ambulance. Worse was to come for the unlucky plumber - when the paramedics heard what had happened, they laughed so hard that they dropped the stretcher and the plumber with it. The poor plumber was laid up in hospital for weeks after multiple skull fractures and an interesting court case followed.

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