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WORMED

A couple inherited a water bed from the wife's grandmother. Having never before slept in a water bed, they planned a whole night of food and drink and sexual activities to inaugurate it in their home. They made the water bed up with silk sheets and then proceeded to gorge themselves on the ultimate aphrodisiac foods and drink before eventually taking themselves upstairs, stripping off their clothes as they went. They collapsed on the bed in a frenzied passion and had the most amazing orgasmic time before drifting off to sleep in each others arms. In the middle of the night, however, the wife woke up suddenly because she felt the bed moving. She turned on the light and woke up her husband and they watched in shock as the bed writhed and moved as if it had a will of its own. It turned out that water beds need to be treated with a special conditioner to prevent worms growing in the water. The grandmother, who had become senile, had forgotten to treat the water in her final years and, consequently, a huge worm had grown inside. After that fateful night, the couple threw out the water bed and slept on a futon instead.

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