WRONG PLACE WRONG WOMAN

A young English man was talking to a colleague in the pub and explaining how frustrated he was becoming because he couldn't seem to meet any women. His colleague, who was married, told him that he knew just the place and explained that at Seven Oaks, there were dozens of young wives waiting for husbands who were out in the city with their secretaries. The following Friday, the young man took the train to Seven Oaks after work. On arriving at Orpington, however, he noticed lots of pretty women waiting and decided that he might as well try his luck there. He hung around and eventually plucked up the courage to ask an attractive blonde if she would like to go for a drink. He was pleasantly surprised when she said she'd be delighted. They went to a pub and were getting on famously, when the woman exclaimed; "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The woman's husband stormed up to their table and said to his wife: "How could you? After all we've been through!" and then turned to the young man. "As for you - I said Seven Oaks, not Orpington!"

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